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manchurian-candycane:
“ mynoregon:
“How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.
”
The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.
”

mynoregon:
How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

2 months ago with 1,114,768 notes

onion-souls:

lewisaur:
wilhedivahater:
theyarenotaboy:
Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why
wow
It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

2 months ago with 41,569 notes

emchughes:

catholicboysdetention:
(x)
exCUSE ME

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

Reblog3 months ago with 196,036 notes

ask-cloud-skipper:

catlips001:
catlips001:
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

Reblog3 months ago with 178,870 notes

thebootydiaries:

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

Reblog3 months ago with 87,525 notes

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

mrrrjjjreblog:

taibhsearachd:
thatgaybich:
the-letter-why-in-parenthesis:
Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)
Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)
Dik diks (SMALL?????????)
Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)
Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)
Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)
Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)
I refuse to believe any of these are real
Tibetan Foxes are also very good:
All of these look like my attempts to draw animals